At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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