I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Randomize
