So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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