my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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