He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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