Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
What drink are we having for lunch?
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you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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