I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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