Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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