His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
he thought i was a dude.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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