but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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