please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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