I showed him my bush... on skype.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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