Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I said "one day" and that day is not today
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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