I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize