belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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