babies were throwing up all over the place
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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