I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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