We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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