ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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