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i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
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Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
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just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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