Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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