Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Panties = found
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