Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Can I color on your dick again?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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