I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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