I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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