My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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