i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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