Ketchup is God's man juice
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
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First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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