THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I would fuck him just for his dog
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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