it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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