So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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