hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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