Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I just googled if crying burns calories
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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