Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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