I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
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Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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