wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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