Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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