you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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