So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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