Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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