marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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