i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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