ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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