I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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