This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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