Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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