i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
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we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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