Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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