Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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