yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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