I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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