I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
she smelled like a LAN party
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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