i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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