Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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