Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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