I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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