Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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