do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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