how can u be prego again
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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